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Jesus really loves his Father, God. He loves him despite the fact that his Father has become a dejected, isolated, rude, lazy noodle that despises humanity, his supposed perfect creation. So, he does what any good son would do, and hosts an intervention for his Father in a rec center. The plan is this: send the Almighty Father back to Earth, stripped of his power, in hopes that he rekindles his love for humanity (and becomes less of a dick in the process). A decent plan, except for the fact that the man who architected the plan and convinced Jesus that it was a good idea, the Archangel Gabriel, is a sociopath, albeit a handsome one, that wants God dead and to rule Heaven for his own. The Archangel even hires Satan, a known entity in the world of evil, to kill God once he enters the Earthly domain. It's Revelation, baby. The end times. Just a little different than how the Bible thought it would unravel, though. Customer reviews: "A funny, exciting story. "A Perfect Creation," from start to finish, delivers laughs. This book, while often funny and light, also has depth in its discussion of what being human is. "A Perfect Creation" delivers on all fronts." Amazon.com "Humorous Read, Leaves You Thinking. An easy read that is full of humor! The characters are charming and get ready for a twist. the dialogue often leaves you questioning your relationship with your own version of faith, so despite being light hearted, I left the book with some philosophical musings." Amazon.com
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A secret door, time travel, and an unstoppable adventure! Meet the Ashley family as they move into their new home, in the town of Briar Glen. Once there, Gia sees a boy in a red jacket who promptly seems to disappear. But the strange happenings are just beginning! When James discovers a secret door, the kids walk into a mysterious room. They quickly discover that this place is very special, even magical. But when the little boy in the red coat re-emerges with a warning, Gia must make a decision; tell her family the cryptic warning and move away from their wonderful new house… or risk whatever fate may be in store for the family. What will she choose? The Little Traveler: Book 1: Briar Glenis Available is available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble and Lulu. Get Your Copy Today! Tags: The Little Traveler: Book 1: Briar Glen, A. F. Letcher, Illustrations by Helda Clara, children's time travel books, best time travel kids books, popular kids time travel books, children's time travel fiction books, imaginative children's books, books for kids with big imaginations, best picture books about imagination, illustrated children's books, most beautifully illustrated children's books, children's picture books with beautiful illustrations, best illustrated children's books, popular illustrated children's books, fiction best illustrated children's books, children's authors and illustrators
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Happy birthday. Let’s go to hell. When nineteen-year-old Eliza enrolls in a UCLA history class—taught by handsome, enigmatic professor Oliver Crowley—she vows to solve the mystery that is her professor, which leads to a terrifying quest full of demons, homunculi, zombie gang bangers, and an obnoxious stepmother. But, can she confront the most frightening creature of all—herself? Eliza and The Alchemist takes readers on a macabre journey from the golden age of film to gang-ridden East Los Angeles, and to the very gates of hell.
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A comedic coming-of-age novel that takes a dark turn into the netherworld of state prison a la Huckleberry Finn in The Belly Of The Beast. Customer reviews "Hard to read, but harder to put down. It is rough, tough, gritty, gross...but gut-wrenchingly honest." Amazon.com "This author is incredibly gifted and presents a stark, surreal, story that is compelling, intriguing, and shocking." Amazon.com "Hilarious, disturbing, but a fun read. You will laugh and feel for these characters but the rawness of language and the poignancy in capturing emotions take the story to a whole new level." Amazon.com "One of the best fiction stories I’ve read. Even despite the rough content, I absolutely loved this book!" Amazon.com "A book that once you read it, you won’t just forget about it, the story will stay punks is available at Amazon
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An unexpected affair. A lover’s betrayal. A brutal murder. Private investigator Angelo Barsotti is just getting by, moonlighting as a bartender at a cop bar and obsessing over the murder of his wife, which he’s been unable to solve for two years. When tech giant Grant Dogon tries to hire him to get his best friend and former platoon comrade, Craig, out of jail, Angelo wants nothing to do with the case. Craig Mazer, who is accused of killing his wife, Helen, has no alibi. But Grant comes bearing a briefcase of cash and a refusal to take no for an answer. As Angelo reluctantly investigates the case, with his enthusiastic associate and friend, Lewis, all roads lead to Dogon Tech, where Craig works for Grant. Why is a tech security firm having so many security breaches of its own? What is Grant hiding before the company’s public offering? As Angelo tries to uncover these secrets, he’s met with lie after lie. Is he putting himself and others in danger by pursuing this angle? While working this case, new clues about Angelo’s wife emerge from an unexpected source, but he must solve who killed Helen Mazer first. Will Angelo be able to see through the lies to find the truth and finally solve what happened to his wife? Customer reviews "What a great book, by a very talented new author! Story line has you hooked from the beginning and I couldn't put it down." Amazon.com "I was very pleasantly surprised by this book! It was Outstanding!! I loved the writing style of this author. The storyline kept moving. I can't wait to read the next one!" Amazon.com "The author put a lot of care and detail into this story and it shows. Though I just finished the book, I’m eagerly awaiting the follow up!" Amazon.com An Army of Lies: The First Angelo Barsotti Novel is available at Amazon
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Billy has won a Billion Euro on the lottery. Determined to stay anonymous, he pays a stranger to claim they won the money. Billy and this stranger cross paths several times with hilarious consequences. Billy just wants to anonymously help a few people and thank a few people. Good deeds should be done with intention not for attention. When Billy’s good deeds inspire others to copy them, nosey reporter Sandra Birch is determined to find out who is responsible. The only clue she has is that the person doing good deeds wears a Mackintosh overcoat. When the lottery ruse is exposed, a photograph emerges of a man with a Mackintosh overcoat, leaving lottery head office on the day the jackpot was claimed. Sandra is getting closer to revealing Billy's identity. Has he been right under her nose the whole time? The Man With The Mackintosh Overcoat is a fun, uplifting and inspiring story. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry, you might even cry laughing. Customer reviews "Great read - couldn’t put it down. Can’t wait for the next book. Loved the story line - the humor, the characters- I was invested from the beginning." Amazon.com "A real attention grabber. Loved this book and all its great characters. It captured my attention from the very beginning. I imagined myself as the winner of that lottery! What would I do with that money?!" Amazon.com "An absolute page-turner. I really enjoyed this delightful story. It was cleverly written with wonderful characters. The ending came as a bit of a surprise. I eagerly await a second book." Amazon.com The Man With The Mackintosh Overcoat is Available in Kindle and Paperback
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LEAN CLOSER. Let these stories whisper poison into your ears. This debut full length collection from Norman Prentiss opens with the Bram Stoker Award-winning title story, where an overheard conversation in a movie theater has unexpected effects on a couple's relationship. In other unsettling tales: suffer the consequences of an ill-timed Halloween prank; encounter strange creatures in the woods or in an airport waiting room; visit an abandoned amusement park or a secluded town of oddly shaped inhabitants; confront a sinister murderer who seems to be everywhere at once, or meet a man who simply can't be bothered to die. The collection concludes with "Four Legs in the Morning," the first appearance of Dr. Sibley, a mysterious college professor who enacts revenge on those who defy or disappoint him; and the full-text of the Stoker-winning novella, "Invisible Fences." NORMAN PRENTISS is the author of Odd Adventures With Your Other Father and Life In a Haunted House, and he won the 2010 Bram Stoker Award for Superior Achievement in Long Fiction for Invisible Fences, also published by Cemetery Dance Publications. He also won a 2009 Stoker for his short story, "In the Porches of My Ears," published in Postscripts 18. Other publications include The Book of Baby Names, The Fleshless Man, Four Legs in the Morning, The Halloween Children (written with Brian James Freeman), and The Narrator (written with Michael McBride). His website is: normanprentiss.com "Prentiss’s understated style works excellently for the subject matter—there’s a creeping menace under many of his stories that worms its way beneath the reader’s skin before it can even be noticed. Weird fiction readers will find a lot to love here." - Publisher's Weekly "The monsters at the heart of Norman Prentiss's disquieting, deceptively hushed fiction are overheard conversations, misunderstood gestures, the things both partners in a relationship have agreed never to say. At least until those things sprout teeth, fur, the ability to curse, and turn into even more terrifying monsters." - Glen Hirshberg, author of Infinity Dreams and the Motherless Children trilogy. "I've never forgotten a Norman Prentiss story. He builds his nightmares gently, word by word, sentence by sentence, working his way into your subconscious so that you are never sure again if it happened to you, or you dreamt it, or it was a Prentiss story." - Kaaron Warren, Award-Winning author of Through Splintered Walls, The Grinding House, and Dead Sea Fruit. In the Porches of My Ears is available at Amazon
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'Tis the season for merriment, good times, and family memories! This holiday season, make it even more special with help from The Polite Company. In this 30-page eBook, you will find a great selection of tips, etiquette advice, recipes, gift-giving advice, and more. Your celebrations will be something to remember. Whether you’re planning an office party or hosting a get-together with friends and family, The Polite Company has everything you need to make it merrier!
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One early Saturday morning, Luna and Ania ran down the stairs hoping to find out what little Benji was up to. “Mommy! Daddy! What is Benji doing?” called the two enthusiastic sisters as they jumped onto the couch. Mom and Dad braced for impact as two incredibly excited big sisters tumbled over cushions and pillows and finally landed between them. “Girls, be careful around mommy,” reminded Dad as he hugged his daughters. “We wouldn’t want to bump into little Benji’s house.” exclaimed Luna. “But we’re so excited to meet our new little brother!” “Can you please tell us what Benji is doing today dad?” added Ania with a huge smile on her face.
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Athena, now nineteen and keen to leave the rat hole behind, has traveled all the way to Alaska in the hope of a better life up north. What she doesn’t bank on is the massive culture shock that being a Greek-American in the icebox means, from experiencing the horrors of Eskimo ice cream to meeting Bambi- killers, hunters, and trappers galore. Told with raw honesty and emotional vulnerability, this true coming of age story recounts Athena’s struggle to fit in as she is surrounded by strange psychic energies, dangerous people, and food like she’s never experienced before. The fascinating world of restaurants and serving is explored in every hilarious and horrifying detail, with a cast of colorful characters from all walks of life, but not all of them are out to help Athena on her quest to build a brighter future for herself. Even when Athena thinks she’s found new friends and a surrogate mother to give her the support she’s never had, a dark presence still looms on the horizon. Up north is a dangerous place for a young lady alone. Something bad is coming, and Athena can feel it. Can she survive the harsh winters and even harsher life lessons that being in the icebox will throw at her?
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A group of friends boards a fishing boat, and they venture out on a big lake the weekend they watch their hometown football team play for the championship. Then, they get abducted by an unknown ship. Months later, the FBI investigation of their case goes cold. Instead, their loved ones and families hire a private detective from a comic book ad to continue the search. An author's funny theory about Global Warming and it's in the Prologue of his book Carbon Planet. The rest is a story that leads the characters from being abducted by who is behind Global Warming. No, it's not the aliens but ancient reptilians mistaken as aliens. Carbon Planet is Available in Kindle and Paperback
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Captain Blackjack and his crew explore the magic of Atlantis, and they will learn about the legend, the history of the universe and will be tasked with an urgent mission to save the kingdom. They have to recover the enchanted trident taken by the evil raider Rocky Brazil, before it’s too late! Join the sea dogs on the second saga of The Adventures of Captain Blackjack. "Atlantis, the second instalment in The Adventures of the Captain Blackjack series by author Steve Lourenco is a children's illustrated book that takes you on a vivid adventurous journey to discover the legend of the hidden world and the history of the universe. The illustrations are bright, colourful and appealing and the story, very alluring and fun. The writing is lucid to facilitate comprehension by young readers. All over, a great book to get your child excited about reading and to get them into the habit of it!" Amazon.com Atlantis is Available in Ebook and Paperback
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Did somebody say onomatopoeia? School is tough, especially the first day. Whether you are a parent or a child, we don’t blame you for Whether it’s back to school, the first day of school, or a new school, this quirky and comical children’s Customer reviews "Highly recommend. After reading ‘School Starts Meow’ by Mike Kuhney, the impact this book can have on "My kid can't stop saying MEOW now! What a fun and amazing book! My daughter (9 months TODAY) loves "Both my kids, Boy-2 and Girl-4, absolutely love this book. It’s very creative and fun to read! They love School Starts Meow is Available in Ebook and Paperback
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The funniest Italian American comedy you will ever read is here! Sunday dinner at the Luchanni Family is the place where everyone gets a double Please come and join us for this funny new special episode!
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200 pages of delightfully crude hand drawn characters matched with wonderfully inappropriate rhyming verses to tell their stories. A picture book for adults. Casual reading filled with toilet humor and guilty goodness that will keep you coming back for more Grab Your Copy Now. Click Here |
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"Random Thoughts & Incidents is amazingly hilarious. It tells the story we all have experienced one way or another. I started reading and couldn’t put it down! I can’t wait for the next edition; I really hope there is one!!!" Priya R. As a man, have you ever had to fake an orgasm? Have you ever had a day that you thought was a dream, and the next day you had no way to prove it really happened? Have you ever gone out with a woman that you met online, just to find out that she’s a little “too” interesting? Have you ever had a text conversation with a woman, that didn’t go as planned? “Random Thoughts & Incidents.” This book is going to make you think, make you laugh, and make you cry from laughing so hard. Read More and Buy Now. Click Here |
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"I really like reading it, it's funny yet it relates to some teenagers life and the role of a mum!!!" This story is about a cashier who loses his mind because of his crazy customers and his manager! This book is not only funny but meaningful by teaching a young adult a valuable lesson. He is welcomed to the "Real World" and has to work a "Nine to five job" as a cashier! Read more and download now. Click here |
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Piluca is nervous, today is the first day of school and she will learn her first spell. Maybe even a new student will arrive. Everything is possible. Be aware, something big will happen! Amazing And Beautifully Illustrated Book Available Now. Click here to download. |
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"Colorfully illustrated throughout by Gigi Art, the book is certain to appeal to children in the five to ten age range. Especially with the imaginative story about Mr. Brown's family and their magical egg timer." - Good Kindle Reviews This book includes themes and illustrations that will make you smile and encourage children to understand what cooperation and standing up for things that matter can be a wonderful thing for everyone involved, whichever side you may champion. Read more and buy now. click here |
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Penelope is not good at waiting and refuses to take her time. She likes moving fast even though it causes big mistakes. Will Penelope learn how to be patient or will her rushing cause even bigger problems? Buy now. Click here |
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Christmas Cats The Cats Who Crossed Over from Paris |
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Aaron Aardvarkian's past life and his outrageous adventures are revealed. Aaron courts Alisa Aleksandrina by email. She is a woman from Almaty Yeli, the land of the wild, tough, and spicy apples. Read more and buy now. Click here |
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Imagine there's a big race ... maybe the biggest, most important race ever! But just when you're expecting mighty contenders to appear, who should arrive but a bunch of clowns Who let these clowns in this race?! Never before have the candidates been more goofy and harebrained. Never have they seemed less qualified and fit for the job - like they are sideshow for the real race to come. But ... NOPE! These are really the clowns you get! |